carnival-phantasm:

triwizarded:

who here was on tumblr 4+ years ago

desiresuggestion:

kiss me until the sad goes away

geekishchic:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is 

always reblog tumblr identification

trans-mouse:

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

squidnader:

they can be your angle or yuor devil

squidnader:

they can be your angle or yuor devil: male version

female version

bonus:

eggcup:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

eggcup:

yeah you know i’m lafo

Looking

At

Frogs
Online

lmfao - lookin’t many frogs at online

rofl - really observing frog life

tacoabel:

when the teacher says you can work in groups of 3

dialupmodem:

tallerantleft:

wondrousworld:

So my roommate (girl) bought this vodka?? and me (guy) and my other roommate (guy) poured a glass and have just been staring at it for a good 10 minutes idk what is this glitter fuckery I don’t wanna drink it

I (guy) am curious why your genders are relevant

i (big baller) am wondering if anyone here smokes weed (narcotic)

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

shysweetthing:

imhellafit-personal:

sailed-0ut:

Please don’t hesitate

1 penny below reporting limit for the IRS… I see what you did there

(Don’t give me $599.99)

That’s not the right IRS rule.

$599.99 is the amount below which a business does not need to issue a 1099 to a contractor who provides business services. The contractor still needs to report the income on their taxes.

The correct number for the IRS rule for money that is gifted rather than received in a business transaction is $13999.99–more than that, and the recipient has to pay tax on the gift and report it to the IRS. Less than that, and there’s no taxation or reporting requirement.

If we’re choosing amounts on the basis of IRS limits, give these people $13,999.99. 

Go. Do it.

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $13,999.99

tealvelvet:

I found a file with all the in-game sprays of the heroes so i decided to make some phone backgrounds. I do not own the artwork i used for these obviously

(Wish i did tho, damn those are some nice artworks)

kylesbogusjourney:

I have this really bad habit of sending two unrelated texts back to back but bridging them with an “also”

So it’ll be like “hey have you seen this funny tweet” quickly followed by “also the news said polio is back”

shakespork:

shakespork:

i love it when youre drinking citrus drinks and you cant feel your tongue and your entire face starts sweating its so cleansing

my doctor said im allergic to citrus

terramythos:

They call me handsome because I have some hands

animentality:

no human being from any period of history will ever understand this generation’s sense of humor